we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize