I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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