hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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