I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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