do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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