he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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