he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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