i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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