I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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