Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i dont even know how to be here
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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