these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
