Porn is love you can see.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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