My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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