I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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