Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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