is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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