just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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