i barfeds in our rink
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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