well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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