8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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