WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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