I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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