i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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