Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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