Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Randomize
