grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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