I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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