Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Randomize
