bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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