I need help removing her.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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