Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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