Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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