just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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