kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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