Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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