girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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