I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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