I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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