It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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