i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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