You really coming over, don't trick.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Couch. On fire.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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