I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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