At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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