Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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