I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My pussy is not your playground.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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