Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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