is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm getting married
To pizza
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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