I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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