PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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