Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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