She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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