I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
