I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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