I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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