why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
