I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
it was like his penis was on wheels.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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