Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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