Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This baby is an asshole
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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