I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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