I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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