It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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